Where the Hell do all my Socks Go??


Okay so I’m a little confused here. About four months ago I bought 12 new pairs of socks because I had only three pairs left (of course three pairs meaning six different socks which somehow did not match each other).

So here is my thing: where the hell do they keep going to? Is it just me that loses socks randomly or is there some sort of government conspiracy? And if it is a government conspiracy, how is it they can sneak in, steal millions of socks yet can’t put up a decent website??

Also, I’m down to three spoons in my house. I left protein powder on the counter and I think the cockroaches bulked up and started stealing stuff.

That is all for now.